Ana King so, quick q: did u have any sex toys at the la house? inquiring minds need to know.
	Simone Venable depends on who's inquiring, tbh. if it's for science, i could prob put adam&eve outta business. if it's my mom, i'm a virginal child of god who would NEVER.
	Ana King well, good news for ur mother: someone broke into the LA house and stole a bunch of our shit. personally i assume that'd be what they searched for first, as they're clearly people who need to go fuck themselves.
	Simone Venable i wanna be mad, but i can't stop thinking about how that cute little girl from the hunger games will prob play me in the bling ring 2. did they get anything good?
	Ana King bling ring 2: electric boogaloo; alexis neiers stars as ana king, calling it rn. not sure yet, cops are there and said it looks like jewelry and shoes and purses and shit like that. they were only there a few mins. there's security footage of some dumbasses in ski masks. dad's on his way to figure out what's missing and talk to insurance and shit. i'm not going near it. too much bad juju. guess we're def selling that house now, bc fuck that place.
	Ana King sidebar, did u know alexis neiers is a doula now? do you think she'll help me birth my future child?
	Simone Venable fuck me, i KNEW we should've had our shoes shipped over labor day. i'm gonna be super pissed if my yeezys are gone, but on the plus side, maybe they took all the ugly sample size shit we got from SLP season. wait, for real? i knew she was a drug counselor or w/e, i didn't know she was out here delivering babies. do you think nancy jo has plans for a reunion piece? alexis neiers: 10 years of brown kitten heels? also, tell dad to send pics so we can try to figure out whats missing. just make sure he doesn't look under my bed.
	Simone Venable just googled and its apparently only been 5 years since the brown kitten heels but honestly who the fuck is counting???
	Ana King ya i've already kindly pointed out areas where he is prohibited, and we'll just take the loss on those bc i don't want dad opening a pandora's box of vibrators and regrets. he's gonna facetime me later, is three-way facetiming a thing? what a fucking weird day. i knew this was gonna happen months ago when our shit got leaked, i should've trusted my psychic (psycho?) intuition. can't wait for someone to try to pawn a pair of marc jacobs cat face slippers.
	Ana King it feels like just yesterday. do u think they ran out of rachel bilson's scraps so they decided to hit us? is being a doula not paying alexis enough?
	Simone Venable maybe she just needed the final pieces to her shrine to early 00's royalty! ...make sure he checks all ur kids choice awards.
	Simone Venable i don't think 3 way facetime is a thing, but skype is? maybe? do we trust him with the duty of having to navigate a whole new app? watch, he's gonna get there and be like "well, they took all the dog food but left the empty bags." we just accidentally became dealers on the dog food black market. cops prob think we set it up ourselves.
	Ana King nanette can talk him thru skype, she's pretty handy other than her press on nails always fucking with the touch screen and making that awful noise. do you think insurance covers orijen adult grain free dry dog food?
	Simone Venable better q, can i just make up shit that i never owned? will insurance pay for me to get a solid gold toilet?
	Ana King "anamone commit insurance fraud for golden toilet and designer rollerskates, more at 11"
	Ana King also
	Ana King how much do u think a blimp goes for on ebay?
	Simone Venable you know who prob has a good answer for that? aaron carter.